SWEET JESUS OF NAZARETH LAUREN IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL
FUCKING LAUREN DREW ME AS A DOOM METAL MAHOU SHOUJO FOR MY BIRTHDAY WITH REAL CATHEDRAL REVERB SEAPUNK FIGHTING ACTION
THIS IS GLORIOUS
THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED
this is the ultimate, and you’re all sleeping on it.
Listen, In Canada we got this thing called Boston Pizza. It’s owned by this dude called Jim Treliving.
You might know Ol’ JImmy here from Dragon’s Den in Canada or maybe he’s on Shark Tank in America. i can’t say, I don’t watch either fucking show but my parents love it.
But I digress.
Boston Pizza is having this voting thing where if you vote for the most ridiculous thing on their little ranking chart, it fucking gets made.
They got this fucking thing here.
The Pizza Cake. I don’t have to tell you that it makes deep dish look like thin crust. And it could happen. It could fucking exist if you vote for it. It’s sitting at 1st place at like 3000 votes or something, and it’s ahead by a lot, but dude, this thing needs to bust open heads.
Do Canada a favour. Vote the fuck out of this pizza.
if this doesn’t come true I will shit myself to death in the houses of everyone who did not vote for this. I will exist in a plethora of houses simultaneously and all at one I will evacuate my bowels so violently I pass away right there in front of them and their horrified faces.
|—||me as a professional therapist (via losergirlfriend)|
Skip the drive-through and get lucky.
I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset
The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise
The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis
The Mexican starring Brad Pitt
Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
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