The End of the World is Toasted Baguettes

werewolf1992:

werewolf1992:

wow

SWEET JESUS OF NAZARETH LAUREN IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

FUCKING LAUREN DREW ME AS A DOOM METAL MAHOU SHOUJO FOR MY BIRTHDAY WITH REAL CATHEDRAL REVERB SEAPUNK FIGHTING ACTION

THIS IS GLORIOUS

THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED

this is the ultimate, and you’re all sleeping on it.

misterhayden:

Mister Hayden [tumblr | twitter | gumroad | website]

misterhayden:

Mister Hayden [tumblr | twitter | gumroad | website]

Pizza Cake

werewolf1992:

Listen, In Canada we got this thing called Boston Pizza. It’s owned by this dude called Jim Treliving.

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You might know Ol’ JImmy here from Dragon’s Den in Canada or maybe he’s on Shark Tank in America. i can’t say, I don’t watch either fucking show but my parents love it.

But I digress.

Boston Pizza is having this voting thing where if you vote for the most ridiculous thing on their little ranking chart, it fucking gets made.

They got this fucking thing here.

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The Pizza Cake. I don’t have to tell you that it makes deep dish look like thin crust. And it could happen. It could fucking exist if you vote for it. It’s sitting at 1st place at like 3000 votes or something, and it’s ahead by a lot, but dude, this thing needs to bust open heads.

Do Canada a favour. Vote the fuck out of this pizza.

if this doesn’t come true I will shit myself to death in the houses of everyone who did not vote for this. I will exist in a plethora of houses simultaneously and all at one I will evacuate my bowels so violently I pass away right there in front of them and their horrified faces.

aw that sucks :(
me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)
Can you draw something cute to help relieve this burning hatred that has replaced my soul?
Anonymous

iguanamouth:

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equivilent exchange

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

sylvehun:

holy shit

eltigrechico:

redsuspenders:

The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise

The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis

The Mexican starring Brad Pitt

Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal

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toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

zegurnz:

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