The End of the World is Toasted Baguettes

stupidstagram:

so many hot girls……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot boys 

in 

the world 

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

theycallmemarlon:

"You were named after the two bravest men I know, Kanye Kanye"

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

teethagoddess:

Dammit Marlon

owlturdcomix:

Kidding who?

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shinycaterpie:

I don’t think this girl was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.

shinycaterpie:

I don’t think this girl was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

Kanye once said, "No one man should have all that power." Does that mean Kanye West once considered helping the planet with his power source of his beautiful dark twisted fantasy?

theycallmemarlon:

Yes. Fact: Kanye West is in a constant state of desiring to help the world but every time he tries, everyone freaks out and calls him an asshole so as revenge he’s using his immense power to crush the rap game and the fashion industry. One day he will grow tired of this planet and leave to colonize Mars in solitude.

How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

molly23:

laughingsquid:

Puzzle Potatoes, Tots Shaped Like Tetris Tetrominoes

DID YOU KNOW TETRIS SHAPES ARE CALLED “TETROMINOES”?? I didn’t.

molly23:

laughingsquid:

Puzzle Potatoes, Tots Shaped Like Tetris Tetrominoes

DID YOU KNOW TETRIS SHAPES ARE CALLED “TETROMINOES”?? I didn’t.

textsfromsuperheroes:

Celebrate Batman’s 75th Anniversary with the Best of Batman on Texts From Superheroes

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fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"