The End of the World is Toasted Baguettes

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

Not gunna lie, I low-key love Kristen Stewart. I blame Marlon for that.

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

Asses that won’t quit are either the best or the worst asses.

toastlovers:

50 Easy Toast Toppers(Pesto Toasts pictured)

toastlovers:

50 Easy Toast Toppers
(Pesto Toasts pictured)

theycallmemarlon:

Good Lord, this means Kirk is definitely Troy.

Would that make Uhura Annie or Britta?

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

becsable:

Just witnessed a broment in the botanical gardens in san diego. One guy asked another to be his best man and the other was all “Id be honoured” and then they hugged it out.

I got caught up in the bro and thought you put brotanical gardens.

theclearlydope:

The mustache that this city needs. 

theclearlydope:

The mustache that this city needs. 

thefrogman:

Kind of looks like the most adorable bee sting ever.

pinkmilkteaboo:

slapknot:

throwing-children:

itsatardis:

lllamasareunderyourbed:

zachariebutts:

kankrisrockhardabs:

theluckycloud:

distraction:


this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time. 

I got Andrew Hussie, „

I got a kid talking about how his mom blocked tumblr on the computer D:

oh i fixed that. everything is okay. i got a man that gave up internet for a year. im scared

I GOT MITCH LUCKER SUCK A NUT BITCHES

Drunk octopus wants to fight me…

A bowl of tonkatsu ramen…I’m ok with that xD

Yeah, I’ll give it a whirl, crazy-random-happen-stances can occur.

pinkmilkteaboo:

slapknot:

throwing-children:

itsatardis:

lllamasareunderyourbed:

zachariebutts:

kankrisrockhardabs:

theluckycloud:

distraction:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time. 

I got Andrew Hussie, „

I got a kid talking about how his mom blocked tumblr on the computer D:

oh i fixed that. everything is okay. i got a man that gave up internet for a year. im scared

I GOT MITCH LUCKER SUCK A NUT BITCHES

Drunk octopus wants to fight me…

A bowl of tonkatsu ramen…I’m ok with that xD

Yeah, I’ll give it a whirl, crazy-random-happen-stances can occur.

The little things

theycallmemarlon:

juicy-bliss:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

-Gandhi

but i can see this is going to get ugly
(the metaphors don’t make you feel whole anymore)
mindy nettiffee / the first time
{batfamily poetry remix}

isaia:



Original story/comic I’ve been wanting to put out for “Mother’s Day” or “Like a Mother’s Day”

Because I usually spend every mother’s day going on and on about “OMG I LUV  MY MOM U GUISE”, and not everyone has a mom?? Or has pleasant experiences with said mom?

whiskeyandflowers:

Babysitting my roommate’s kid and asking for advice on boys is like talking to a goddamn toaster. I don’t know what I was expecting.

My life, what is it.

There is exactly nothing wrong with toasters